Microblog Posts

After years of being a night owl,
Decades really,
By way of courtesy to others
' need for sleep,
Even in daylight, this is still one of those,
Anxiety inducing moments:
Counting down those last few seconds
on the microwave.

Little lost hotdog.
Light of day reveals:
Marshmallow pokers,
Glass bottles, lawn chairs
Hershey wrappers strewn
Massive campfire
Powerless to cook
This escaped hotdog.